Feel Safer?
Posted on Wednesday July 12, 2006 at 8:04pm.
A crack-dealing 80-year-old was busted for exchanging drugs for sex with prostitutes. Now that's living the golden years to their fullest. It seems to me that there were satisfied customers all around. Anyway, he's been arrested and might go away for a year or more. So you can sleep sound tonight. America is safe. Oh, wait, there's a violent crime wave in the nation's capital.