the Scott Stein

If you’d battled and defeated some of the most heinous forms of cancer, went on to win seven consecutive Tour de Frances, and were (at one time) making it with Sheryl Crow, you might be thinking to yourself, "I'm pretty hard." Others would agree. But then you might realize that you’re not even the hardest man with your last name. Because there’s this other guy named Armstrong who did a little thing called being the first human in all of history to walk on the moon. Not that you’re a slouch--winning the Tour de France is manly, and staring down cancer is hard--but you just can’t trump walking on the moon. Neil might not be the boastful type, but if you got up in his face about how hard you are, he might say, "Did I mention that I was the first man to ever walk on the moon? Good luck with that bicycle thing, though." And what can you say to that?