the Scott Stein

We must destroy the Sun, or at least block it out.

If I remember family lore correctly, my late, crazy great-grandmother was in the habit of falling on the sidewalk and then suing (she also stole soup spoons from restaurants in New York's Chinatown). One time, when I was a kid, she was walking on our block and fell in front of our house. She wanted to sue. My mother (her granddaughter) had to do some convincing to prevent my great-grandmother from siccing the lawyers on us. This case might have more merit, but I still can't imagine suing my family, especially my parents. Unless I was a Hollywood child star, and they were taking all of my money, or I was Drew Barrymore.

I'm guessing this isn't the first time a woman will give birth to her own grandchild. And I can't think of any reason it shouldn't be allowed. But it's still weird.

I thought carrots were good for your eyes.

This jackass needs to be locked away for a long time.

This one seems a little close for comfort. Not that I'm worried. After all, we still have Bruce Willis.