the Scott Stein

...any less crazy:

Identity politics? The Radical Deaf

Freedom of what? Borat Film Banned in Russia as `Offensive' by Movie Regulator.

Whatever they are, this is pretty funny. Maria Bergan handed the waitress's stolen license to the waitress in an effort to prove that she was 21. You might be wondering, how come she didn't look at the photo on the license and realize she was handing it to the same person? But that's not what impresses me. This is: Maria Bergan is 23. If all she was trying to do was prove she was old enough to drink, she could have used her own license. As bad as identity theft is, Bergan should be locked up for stupidity.

We must destroy the Sun, or at least block it out.

If I remember family lore correctly, my late, crazy great-grandmother was in the habit of falling on the sidewalk and then suing (she also stole soup spoons from restaurants in New York's Chinatown). One time, when I was a kid, she was walking on our block and fell in front of our house. She wanted to sue. My mother (her granddaughter) had to do some convincing to prevent my great-grandmother from siccing the lawyers on us. This case might have more merit, but I still can't imagine suing my family, especially my parents. Unless I was a Hollywood child star, and they were taking all of my money, or I was Drew Barrymore.

I'm guessing this isn't the first time a woman will give birth to her own grandchild. And I can't think of any reason it shouldn't be allowed. But it's still weird.

I thought carrots were good for your eyes.

This jackass needs to be locked away for a long time.

This one seems a little close for comfort. Not that I'm worried. After all, we still have Bruce Willis.