I'm not going to bother you with a plot summary, something about old gods (Odin and the like) battling new gods (media and the like) in America. The main character, Shadow, is lifeless. The prose is mostly dull, sometimes clunky. The drama doesn't exist. I didn't care who lived or who died, and thought most of the content simply went nowhere. I didn't laugh or smile. I could have stopped reading at any time and wouldn't have wondered what I'd missed by not finishing. It wasn't painful reading--I would have abandoned it--just long and boring. The too-effusive back cover blurbs and the brief author interview at the book's end suggest that there is a meditation in the novel, somewhere, on what America is. I found nothing profound or insightful--hardly anything at all--on that count. The concept of people believing in technology and modern appliances rather than gods left room for meditation, but nothing was remotely developed. This book is just empty, not only devoid of meaning--which I didn't demand but the book implied was there--but of entertainment value as well. I don't read sci-fi or fantasy like I did when I was younger, but I do make an effort to not let any residual MFA snobbery prevent me from enjoying a good read, whatever the "literary" merits might be. I will embrace any story that is sufficiently entertaining or witty or suspenseful and skillfully rendered. American Gods never came alive. There's no there, there.


