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Losing My Religion Over "Handy Manny"
Posted on Saturday December 29, 2007 at 2:30pm.
The below essay was published in the print edition of Liberty in April 2007. It's quite long for a blog post at almost 4,000 words. But it reads like only 3,800.

Losing My Religion Over "Handy Manny"

by Scott Stein

Sometimes I write on the board in large chalk letters, all caps: F-O-C-U-S. I’m a shaman, repeating in rhythm, “Focus, focus, focus,” tapping the board with chalk each time as punctuation. My students must think I’m nuts. Maybe I am, but I’ve read enough college freshman essays to justify my mad chant — it often seems that supernatural forces are required to get beginning writers to develop a coherent essay with a specific thesis statement. “Focus, focus, focus.”

It is difficult for a writer — even an experienced one — to discard a perfectly good paragraph, one containing sharp prose and insight or a touch of humor, but that is precisely what writers must learn to do if their essays are to lead somewhere and say something. Too many students hand in papers that are all over the place. “Yes,” I dutifully tell them, “that is interesting. Well-written, too. But what does it have to do with your thesis?” Then, a mystic devoted to coherent essays, I resume my chant: “Focus, focus, focus.”

Sadly, however, even the most fervent believer can have doubts and come to reject his faith. Sometimes, the spirit world grows angry and presents material that seduces the usually disciplined writer and makes focus impossible. The demon-temptress might be small, even insignificant, and about practically nothing, but still it intermittently taunts the writer for months with its varied possibilities, until finally he’s climbing trees, finding snakes and apples everywhere. Such was the case for me with a review in the September 8, 2006, issue of Entertainment Weekly. Eileen Clarke reviewed “Handy Manny,” a new cartoon show on the Disney Channel, intended for children ages 3 to 7. A look at the complete review(1) will help the reader understand my recent, and perhaps irrevocable, loss of religion:
The travails of a Latino handyman, voiced with unusual restraint by That ’70s Show’s Wilmer Valderrama, and his feuding tools (Turner the flathead screwdriver vs. Felipe the Phillips) make for a pleasant-enough Bob the Builder clone. But it’s clear that a sensitivity chip is missing when creators make a Latino character blue-collar, throw in a few palabras, and serve it up as a multicult treat. Would they have had Dr. Huxtable hauling trash? One bright spot: Los Lobos’ theme song. B-