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There are lots of Scott Steins out there, but this is the Scott Stein, the one you’re looking for

Tempted...
Posted on Wednesday May 28, 2008 at 12:18pm.
Painted Bride Quarterly will be exploring temptation. If it sounds like an intriguing evening, come on out. As if the eclectic mix of panelists and setting weren't quite enough to entice you... I'll be lurking in the background and eating cake. The announcement from PBQ:

Painted Bride Quarterly invites you to explore Temptation at the Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., Phila., at 7:00 p.m. Thursday, May 29, 2008. Panelists for the discussion include: executive chef Robert Bennett, anti-violence activist Shawn "Frogg" Banks, Christian campus minister Timothy Emmett-Rardin, and burlesque performer Lulu Lollipop. Following the panel, join us for a reception featuring a talented jazz band. Following the reception, join us for a performance by down-tempo electronic act, Natalie Walker. Tickets can be purchased for $10 in advance from the below link or at the door.

Learn more and get tickets.
Frank Wilson Event -- Save the Date
Posted on Monday March 10, 2008 at 10:29am.
Writers, readers, and bloggers in the Philadelphia area, please save the date to join us for:

A Frank Conversation with Frank Wilson

April 11, 2008
2:00 PM
Paul Peck Center
3142 Market Street
Drexel University
Philadelphia


Free and open to the public


Many of you know Frank as the (recently retired and much admired) book review editor of the Philadelphia Inquirer and (not retired at all but much admired) proprietor of Books, Inq.

Topics covered could include:

—Book reviewing (maybe including how books get chosen, what writers and publishers do to guarantee that they will not be reviewed, how one gets to write reviews, what pressures a book review editor faces, what makes a book reviewer good)

—The Philadelphia Inquirer (including why Frank left)

—Declining space devoted to book reviews in newspapers across the country and the future of book reviewing

—Trends in book publishing and writing

—The state of journalism

—Blogging and how blogging intersects with any and all of the above (including what some see as the conflict between professional book reviewers and lit. bloggers and between professional reporters and news bloggers)

A Frank Conversation with Frank Wilson will be just that. This isn't a lecture, but a discussion, so bring some friends, bring some questions, bring some ideas. We start at 2:00 and should finish before 4:00. Refreshments of some kind are likely.

I humbly ask you to blog about this save-the-date announcement. I'd like to pack the house for Frank.

Mark your calendar for April 11th.

This event is sponsored by the Certificate Program in Writing and Publishing in the Department of English and Philosophy at Drexel University.


Losing My Religion Over "Handy Manny"
Posted on Saturday December 29, 2007 at 2:30pm.
The below essay was published in the print edition of Liberty in April 2007. It's quite long for a blog post at almost 4,000 words. But it reads like only 3,800.

Losing My Religion Over "Handy Manny"

by Scott Stein

Sometimes I write on the board in large chalk letters, all caps: F-O-C-U-S. I’m a shaman, repeating in rhythm, “Focus, focus, focus,” tapping the board with chalk each time as punctuation. My students must think I’m nuts. Maybe I am, but I’ve read enough college freshman essays to justify my mad chant — it often seems that supernatural forces are required to get beginning writers to develop a coherent essay with a specific thesis statement. “Focus, focus, focus.”

It is difficult for a writer — even an experienced one — to discard a perfectly good paragraph, one containing sharp prose and insight or a touch of humor, but that is precisely what writers must learn to do if their essays are to lead somewhere and say something. Too many students hand in papers that are all over the place. “Yes,” I dutifully tell them, “that is interesting. Well-written, too. But what does it have to do with your thesis?” Then, a mystic devoted to coherent essays, I resume my chant: “Focus, focus, focus.”

Sadly, however, even the most fervent believer can have doubts and come to reject his faith. Sometimes, the spirit world grows angry and presents material that seduces the usually disciplined writer and makes focus impossible. The demon-temptress might be small, even insignificant, and about practically nothing, but still it intermittently taunts the writer for months with its varied possibilities, until finally he’s climbing trees, finding snakes and apples everywhere. Such was the case for me with a review in the September 8, 2006, issue of Entertainment Weekly. Eileen Clarke reviewed “Handy Manny,” a new cartoon show on the Disney Channel, intended for children ages 3 to 7. A look at the complete review(1) will help the reader understand my recent, and perhaps irrevocable, loss of religion:
The travails of a Latino handyman, voiced with unusual restraint by That ’70s Show’s Wilmer Valderrama, and his feuding tools (Turner the flathead screwdriver vs. Felipe the Phillips) make for a pleasant-enough Bob the Builder clone. But it’s clear that a sensitivity chip is missing when creators make a Latino character blue-collar, throw in a few palabras, and serve it up as a multicult treat. Would they have had Dr. Huxtable hauling trash? One bright spot: Los Lobos’ theme song. B-
Another List
Posted on Monday November 27, 2006 at 7:08pm.
This time, about something really important.

TV Land's The 100 Greatest TV Quotes & Catchphrases Hits the Air With a Comprehensive List of TV's Most Memorable Expressions Over the Past 60 Years

What did they leave out? What should they have left out? Can the nostalgia market handle any more of this?
Book Lists
Posted on Friday November 17, 2006 at 9:17am.
Maxine at Petrona has a post about book lists (hat tip, Books, Inq.). A while back, Drexel University asked faculty in the College of Arts & Sciences to submit lists of fifteen books. No specific criteria was provided and a few of us listed far more than fifteen books. The explanation is here and the full CoAS list is here (not that everyone participated). I discussed my list in a short piece called "The Dream Team." I also took anal retention to a new level and posted my (more or less) complete book shelf. Lists of "the greatest books of all time" and such are obviously subjective, often silly, though there is likely a reason certain books are consistently mentioned. In any case, I make no claims of infallibility for my Dream Team list, which already would be different (and longer) were I to be compiling it today. Anyway, feel free to comment.
No Clooney, Sailboat in '08
Posted on Tuesday October 17, 2006 at 8:16pm.
In an Entertainment Weekly interview, actor George Clooney said that he wasn't running for office, but that if he did rule the world, "...we'd put more value on vacation, travel, cultural diversity, and education." More value on cultural diversity? More. Wow. That would be a lot, I guess. And of course, what we really need are political leaders concerning themselves with our vacation and travel plans, since they are so good at handling all of their other duties. Okay, maybe he doesn't mean that he'd be in charge of making the hotel reservations. What Clooney probably means here is that he would feel free to interfere with the economy and make business regulations as he and his experts saw fit, to give us all more vacation days and make it easier to travel, somehow. It's a good thing that lofty ideas like these and politicians messing with the economy and business never lead to unintended consequences. What a shame that you're sticking to that movie career, George, instead of ruling the world. Because I could not only use more vacation time, but a sailboat, and maybe an airplane. It's a Hollywood fantasy concept, "ruling the world." If Clooney ruled the world--if anyone did, or could, no matter how qualified they might be, how good their intentions were, whether your choice or mine--what a mess we'd be in.
Pop Music Fans Can Breathe Sigh of Relief
Posted on Sunday July 9, 2006 at 3:42pm.
I've never listened to a Justin Timberlake song. I can't name a song by his former group, 'N Sync (maybe I'd recognize something if I heard it--there was a time when it was hard to escape them). So I am speaking here without any knowledge of his talent or lack thereof, though I suspect the latter. Still, for those worried about the future of pop music, Timberlake has good news:
"I realize that I have a platform to push the sound of pop music. That's the only responsibility that I put on myself in recording the album," Timberlake told a news conference at the start of a promotional tour.

"If I'm not going to push it, then who's going to push it?"

Good news, right? You can relax now. Timberlake will push the sound of pop music. Because, you know, if he doesn't, who will?

Source: CNN
Aaron Spelling RIP
Posted on Monday June 26, 2006 at 9:41am.
A quick look at a list of Aaron Spelling's productions confirms the critics' view that he wasn't making art--he called it "mind candy", they called it "mindless candy"--but his is truly an American success story.

The warm feelings we might associate with his shows probably have a good bit to do with nostalgia. It's hard to argue that many of the shows he produced have lasting value or hold up (suggestions, anyone?), to the extent that this matters. But he gave people what they wanted, and they rewarded him. Good for him if his mansion had an entire floor devoted to closets.


Source: CNN and CNN
Be Happy They Wear Those Gloves (or Annals of Desperate TV Writing, ER Edition)
Posted on Thursday June 22, 2006 at 4:19pm.
We’ve all heard that birth control “sometimes fails.” Of course it sometimes fails (everything does), but every couple I’ve ever known--and I’ve known a few--who “had an accident,” and ended up with a fourth kid, meant by “accident” not that the birth control had failed, but that they’d neglected to use any. “A miscommunication,” they said. Or, “The tequila did it.” Not one said, “The condom ripped.” Which brings us to the location of the greatest concentration of irresponsible doctors ever: television.

I didn’t even watch ER regularly, but even I know that one doctor--the handsome one--got the nurse pregnant, by accident; another doctor--the bald one—got the British doctor pregnant, by accident; another doctor--the rich one--got the AIDS worker pregnant, by accident. My wife tells me that, more recently, two other ER couples--a doctor and an EMT and two doctors (the News Radio one and the foreign one)--also had accidents. So we have ten people on ER--seven doctors, one nurse, an EMT, and an AIDS worker--an AIDS worker--who didn’t practice safe sex or use birth control.

And don’t forget the unexpected pregnancy on the first season of Grey’s Anatomy--the two surgeons apparently hadn’t heard of condoms, or didn’t know how to use them, or weren’t aware of the methods by which a person gets pregnant. Other doctors on the show have so far avoided unintentional conception, though it’s a young show. At the rate these people are sleeping with each other...

Six sets of doctors/nurses/EMTs/AIDS workers capable of performing open-heart surgery but not able to keep from exchanging intimate bodily fluids. I would bet there are others, but mercifully, my knowledge of TV medical dramas ends here.

Five of the pregnancies were on the same show. TV writers need plot devices, we know--and how many helicopters can they have spin tragically out of control at a single hospital? Certainly not more than two. And after you’ve had your doctors addicted to drugs, stabbed to death, die of cancer, convert to lesbianism, you’ve got to do something.